rebornica:

littledreamermb:

Some grumpy Mike to practice expressions ;v; 

Most of the lines are based from these c: 1. [x]  2. [x]  3. [x]

This verison of Mike is Rebornica's

WHAAHAWFAH FHA OMFG

I LOVE THIS FKIN STYLE-

OH MY OGMF NOOT NOOT AT THE WINDOW

architect-of-poetry:

Notice me

kawaii-kitchen-witch:

Hello everyone ! As my followers know, I’m a Michael’s employee and crazy kitchen witch as well ! Since I get such a lovely discount, and since I love you all oh so much, I’ve decided to do a Autumn / Samhain / Halloween Giveaway! Enjoy!

WARNING: If you have a sensitive nose this is not the giveaway for you!

Rules:

  • I would prefer you to be 18 or older but if you have your parents permission that’s fine as well.
  • Since this giveaway is because of my lovely followers you must be following me kawaii-kitchen-witch (I will be sure to check)
  • You can reblog this as many times as you want / however likes do not count (but you can use them to bookmark!!)
  • No giveaway blogs please, I will be checking
  • I’ll be using a website that will randomly select a winner for me, so it’s fair. But the more you reblog the greater the odds, just try not to spam your followers :)
  • This giveaway needs to get at least 300+ notes before I pick a winner
  • Please have your inbox open and be willing to let me know your address so I can ship these lovely treats to you
  • If you win, you will have 3 days to reply to my notice, but if you don’t then another winner will be randomly selected
  • There will only be one winner!
  • I’ll pick a winner October 13th so that’ll give it two weeks to get to you before the Holiday.
  • Keep in mind I may end it earlier if I get concerned about it getting to you in time!

GOODIES!:

  • 7 Cork bottles
  • 2 Black pillar candle
  • 2 “Autumn” scented candles
  • 2 “Witches Brew” scented candles
  • 1 bag of scented pine pones (Cinnamon)
  • 1 Tarot Deck of my choice (Divination is a big part of Samhain)
  • 1 bag of loose leaf incense for Samhain Rituals made by me (contains: rosemary, mugwort, calendula, sage,  wormwood, and bay leaf,) I will also send a coal with it.
  • All the crystals / stones in the picture maybe more ;)
  • Random Halloween decor from Michael’s (probably stuff involving skeletons, pumpkins, and witchy stuff)
  • Oil burner w/ Cinnimon Apple oil (Ill send a couple candles as well)
  • Small leather journal
  • And other little surprises I’m going to add!

I do not have pictures of all the stuff just yet cause I’m still going out and buying it all but everything is a 100% guarantee that you will get it if you win!

I will be posting pictures of the giveaway items as I buy them and I will be tagging them as “kkwgiveaway” so keep your eyes peeled!

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

(Source: denicedenice)

kaywinnetleetam:

Happy -454th to Capt. Malcolm “Mal” Reynolds, born Sept. 20, 2468 according to Serenity

(Source: lunsfuhd)

vinegod:

Athletic roommate by Rudy Mancuso

tabby-asphodel:

regalasfuck:

vaganja:

atira-patrice:

thahalfrican:

postracialcomments:

The bodies of two Tampa teenagers were discovered Thursday morning on a roadside in Duval County.
Angelia Mangum, 19, and Tjhisha Ball, 18, were found about 1 a.m., according to law enforcement. A witness told Jacksonville news station WJAX the teenagers were bound with zip ties and lying on top of one another.
"Two witnesses were driving by and they saw bodies and they called 911," Sgt. T.K. Waters told news station WJXT.
Officers were dispatched to Sisson Drive, near the intersection of Main Street North and Clark Road.
Investigators suspect foul play and are trying to determine the causes of death.
"They were in an area where they would have been noticed, so I think it was fairly recently since they’d been left there,” Waters also told WJXT.
A medical examiner has taken the bodies to determine the cause of death.
"I just don’t understand what happened," Ball’s sister, Crystal Moore, said.
According to Moore, both women had been living in the Jacksonville area off and on for approximately a year and a half.
"I feel like sometimes that I failed," Ball’s mother, Jerlean Moore, said. "What could I have done? What could I have taught her better? It hurts…it really hurts."
It’s a pain that’s only worsened by the fact that no one has been caught.

:(

jesus..

let’s care just as much about black girls being murdered as we do about black boys. signal boost.

wow what the hell

WHAT THE SHIT

Repeat after me:

caprediem:

  • Asian girls are not “naturally thin”
  • Asian girls are not “naturally thin”
  • Asian girls are not “naturally thin”
  • Asian girls are not “naturally thin”
  • Asian girls are not “naturally thin”

Stop this BS stereotype. Asian girls come in a rainbow of different shapes and sizes, stop projecting any idea that states otherwise.

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep